ATTENDANCE!!! What Batch/ Year you belong? Batch ’86? Batch ’94? Batch 91……lift u our hands guyZZZZZZZZZZZ! ATTENDANCE: Batch 1991, magparamdam kayo!!! Cnu d2 and 1st batch ng manda east high school or mpnag? Kumusta ka na? Ikaw nga . . . . . . . .sabay turo sa pupil na nasa kanyang harapan. Introduce yourself! My Korean name is Lee Hyo Ra, what’s yours? You know I’m a fan of Sir Jessie Landingin! Tanong ng teacher uli: Eh ! kung Hapon ka anong pangalan mo? Anong nangyari nuong birthday mo? Sumagot ang bata:Hehehehehehe! Wala lang! Nagtaasan na naman kasi ang mga basic commodities Sir. Then? Is there still hope for the Philippines? Just answer!!!! Do you believe? What do you think???? Nagtaas ng kamay ang isa, Sir Pa answer po! Eto na po pic ko! Kilala nyo ba ito? Miss YU FHABILLIONSZ? Ano ka ba talaga babae o lalaki?Tanong ng teacher--- ROCKER FROM MHS po Sir! Ok, Lets talk about Politics. . . is Erap guilty or not? Shy lang siguro! Sa bunga nakikita ang puno!sigaw ng mga estudyante. E, Sino nga ba ang banal sa mata ng tao? Tanong uli ni Sir.Those in authority are ultimately responsible to God! Political Friends. Pork Barrel Fund. Ang nagpaparumi sa tao! Sabi ng babaeng pupil. Paano naman tayong mga middle class? Are we barking on the wrong tree? Double standard nga ba? Kayo ang magpasiya! Excuse me po . . . pero high blood na ako! sigaw ng estudyanteng nakaupo sa dulo ng silid aralan. Ok class, Lets send an open letter to Mr. Willie Revillame. . .WOWOWEEEEE!!! Desperate times don’t need desperate but effective measures. We should do RANDOM ACT OF KINDNESS. This is A MUST TIME PRAYER. . .Walang anu-ano ay bigla na lang may pumasok na babae sa silid. Sir!!! HELPP!!!!! Help me. . . I don’t know what to do. Sino ka? MHSian ka rin ba? Opo sir estudyante ninyo po ako dati and now I'm a confused mommy! Is prostitution should be legalized? May pagkakaiba po ba yung giving up at letting go?Tanong ng teacher: Have you been tempted? What makes temptation so alluring that some people cant resist? Christmas gift po sir! Balik tanaw lang, Totoo ba sa inyo si Santa? Coincidence sir! Class , Be honest even when others are not!!! Galit na tugon ng guro. For ladies -What reason would make you go for EB with chatmate? For memorable MHS experience sir! Sabi ng mga girls. How would you react? Yahooo! Finally sir! If given a chance to rewind your high school life what will you change and why? Mga produkto at uso nuong bata pa kami sir! Nag-emote ang teacher after hearing this . . .Naalala ko pa . . .My drivers license and the color of my skin, and I still date my ex-girlfriend. Ng gabing ako ay matukso . . .At EVER-GOTESCO job opening nuon. . . .Taimtim kong dasal . . . I am finding a husband . . . foolish thing you did for love ika nga. . .Ayos! sabay-sabay na sigaw ng estudyante. Gusto n'yo ba mai-luv again sir? But class how can you heal a broken heart? What is this thing called love? Is homosexuality wrong? Just asking class . . . Sir sino pong na miss nyong teacher??? ANAK NA LALAKE! Hahahahah! Tawanan ng lahat. I mean bawat bata ay may karapatan. Lalo na ang mga MHS KIDDIE. Message to the children . . . and parents sir?: 3 days na lang b-4 Valentines day! And today is February 9- Its Mandaluyong day Today! Hay… Mandaluyong! Alam n'yo ba class NAKATIKIM NA AKO NG BINTANA NG MANDALUYONG HIGH SCHOOL? Die or die eat! Hihihihihi! Ok class can we paly this one? Lets just play! Answer the riddle? Brain twister? Sabi ng matatanda?Just for mind? Name the presidents? Look alike? Make a match? What’s in the middle? The Ogag game? And lost and found? Just choose . . . Ayyy! No kids pala dito! Anyways we have gig on the 30th of October and lets have friendster gathering, everyone is invited, my batch, active members of MHS, the teens, the twenties, MHSian e-group, the big three o and don’t forget to watch my 1st indie film top billed by Philip Salvador. Sir sana magkaroon ng Grand Alumni/Homecoming sa MHS. Pag-uusapan natin yan sabi ng teacher. Maya-maya pa ay biglang may sumigaw . . . Gutom na ako!!!! MHSians share naman kayo ng recipe? Over ang cup ng coffee! OK class break muna tayo. . . .
After one hour nagbalikan na ang mga estudyante . . . . .
Classs hu's active members here? Please pray for Joy Cribelo . . . .Bakit sir??? tanong ng mga estudyante . . .sira na naman ang friendster kasi . So we need an inspirational and God cover letter please read…Ipinabasa sa isang bata “ Dear God a prayer thread: Life begins at 40, How do you know if you are old to be hip?We are not getting older , we are just fading away bwahahahaha! If you have 1 day to live how are you going to spend it? Why we should go home in time? Can you help me interpret my dreams? Amen and sabay-sabay nilang sagot, Ok class, do you know there are female hormones in beer? Did you know these facts? Paano makokontrol ang alak? What will you do? Tumayo ang isa at sumagot: The Lord is my helper I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? Sabi ng teacher: How patient are you? And what do you believe is true even though you can not prove it? Class, we have clear and present danger and we have to save the best for last. Any marriage encounter couple here? So what do you think patok na negosyo . . . . any suggestions? Sir chatbox! Sir internet love affair!! Casual thread sir! Joke Box sir yung (A collection of MHSian Jokes) Just put your jokes there and laugh our hearts out! Slum book tayo sir like hs tym! Ok! Ok! We will try all that but class, Bahay MHS . . . kailangan ng renovation, and MHS uniform which is better now or before? Nasaan na nga ba yung fishpond sa MHS? We have to tackle these problems first. Napansin ng teacher na inaantok na ang iba kaya he said: Class tinatamad naba tayo???!!!!(ipahayag ang sagot) I will tel you my story as an OFW . . . it is so much of American dream. Ang dami kong nakitang kakatwa at kakaibang signage duon. I spent several LENT, and these are the things or scene that melt your heart. There, I watched the new frontman of Journey, a Filipino is simply awesome. Another Pinoy making Filipinos proud, Gobyerno lang talaga ang bulok sa atin. Nuon nasa aboroad pa ako I always make a poem dedicated to my father on fathers day, I never forget to greet Happy mother day to all every mothers day and happy birthday MHS Alumni Friendster Group every 13th of December. I have so many interesting conversation about love in the time of friendster or for all married ones. I always told them what single should do to avoid being alone for the rest of their lives. I have sixth sense . . . . I have horrifying tales and experiences too!! Boredom made me write the following: Midlife Crises, Anyone? a thread intended for matured men and women, Hanapin mo kami, Una kong kwento (gagayahin ko si Jessie), Ala-ala sa mga kanta ng High School, ., Sensitivity: asset or liability? Fight or not, Brod, ikaw ba ang nasusunod sa bahay ninyo? Misis dapat bang pantay ang kapangyarihan ninyo ni Mister? Ako kaya sino ang kamukha ko?Sakyan mo ako babe!!, at What is Capiz Shell? Ok Brod Pete … Basa. Kaya pasalamatan natin ang mga OFW sa kanilang KABAYANIHAN at ito ang tunay na SUKATAN NG KASIYAHAN dahil kung wala ito, what is the meaning of discipline to you and how can you describe the person above you?. Madalas ako umiyak sa CR . . .BOW dahil lagi kung itinatanong sa sarili ko : Buhay na hiram sino ba ang may karapatan? Or is it true that friends last longer than lovers? Or first love does it really die? I am always searching for a HINTS for effective Bible reading.
Tumayo ang isa sa mga estudyante: Bakit Sir Sino at ano ba ang naalala ninyo during your high school life sa MHS? Sumagot ang titser: “ Warning for matured individual only! Ha!ha!ha!ha! Tawanan ang lahat! Sir if you have your life again, what would you have not done? At kung ikaw ay magiging bagay o hayop, ano ka at bakit?
Sasagot pa sana and teacher ng. . . . . , KRINGGGGGG! KRINGGGGGG! KRINGGGGG!!!!! OK class tapos na ang klase. If you have questions about our lessons you can txt me through Globe New unlimited texting. My new cp no.is – 21013-wyd2008. By the way class . . . . . HURRRAY for Joy Cribelo!!!!!! WHY sir??????? Sabay-sabay nilang tanong.Nagtext siya sa akin - GAWA NA DAW ANG FRIENDSTER ULIT! At naipost na daw naya ang 192 TOPICS FROM DISCUSSION BOARD = 1 BLOG sa MHS blogsite!
Class dismiss! Yeheyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Habang papalayo ang guro, pabulong na inulit ang tanong ng pupil: Kung magiging hayop o bagay ako ano ang gusto ko . . . Gusto kong maging Barbie Doll! Sino ang naaala-ala ko during my high school life? Sino pa syempre si FAFA ko!) Nyahayyyyyy!